![]() ![]() But I didn't have time to ask such pressing questions there's stuff to shoot! ![]() ![]() I would have thought such a job would be better suited to someone from the future who knew the ins and outs of time-travel, such as whether in real life it follows Terminator rules or Back to the Future rules. For no particular reason, this particular Joe is tasked with safeguarding the space-time continuum. Amazingly, he is rescued from certain doom, not to mention infertility, by a guy in a storm trooper costume who pulls him into a time paradox, whisking him 300 years into the future to inform him that time travel is now commonplace and things have gone predictably askew. The demo begins with the Battle of Little Bighorn, where our intrepid protagonist heroically fends off wave after wave of identical-looking Indians, only to catch an arrow to what I could only gather is the balls area. I couldn't figure out how seriously this game wanted me to take it, but upon completion of the demo, I can only say that I strongly support this slightly enhanced version of history being taught in our public schools. Today I downloaded the PC demo for the upcoming shooter Darkest of Days, which is a game that attempts to accurately re-create historical battles while taking minor liberties with the details, such as allowing you to carry an AR-55 assault rifle into the battle of Antietam. ![]()
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